I have been compiling my list for a while now and have a lot to get through in next week and a half before Ross & Mark come home. Here is the list:
- Feed Boise & Chad (the cats) and Misha (the dog) on prime steak and chicken (i.e. utterly spoil them)
- Dry socks in microwave
- Make candles (or batiks), explode hot wax all over stove, walls & ceilings
- Sew – preferably a garment that uses fur, sequins, beads and anything that makes a mess. Do not clean up mess.
- Drink all the alcohol (thanks for leaving all the wine Ross)
- Have a party – must be loud enough to get noise police called.
- Have accident in car – fix with sellotape
- Eat everything in house
- Throw a choice piece of crown lynn at rob – preferably breaking both the crown lynn and Robs head
- Don’t wash any dishes – leave in sink, under bed, in bathroom
- and i am still thinking………